Dalai Lama Tongue

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢

Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2023

lama fart

When a fat dude decides to cup one in the middle of class.

"Dude!, why did you have to rip a lama fart!"

by Nathan Doty April 18, 2008

lamar

a gay guy who sends porn to everyone

he pulled a lamar

by gay6969696969 September 2, 2019

Lamar

A name originating from Macon, Georgia and usually grows up to be a Greyhound bus driver from Selma, Alabama to Atlanta.

Lamar was our nigga bus driver today on the bus, he loves the Afro-desert heat and never turns on the ac!

by curtis daylin March 27, 2010

lama

a female llama

by The cool noodle February 23, 2003

deli-lahma

An Italian lush who prefers Gin & Lemon's.

Ahh, the Great Deli-Lahma is at it again. Oh shit, he's passed out in the train's shitter!

by Crown Cherry March 12, 2003

drooling lama

Placing a sausage in a condom then putting it into a blender and dripping it down Jake Bullmans Back :)

Jake bullman having sausage juice dripping dpwn his back side called drooling lama

by Alfred Anderson January 1, 2012