January 14

National being single appreciation day!!!!

january 14 is the day when you absolutely do not need a girlfriend to be happy. single lives rule!!!!

by Tiktoker1222 December 11, 2020

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

by Me on yo mom 69 November 26, 2019

January 3

Kiss you gf/bf day

Hey babe hey baby it's January 3rd let's kiss

by Ilovenygf January 02, 2022

January 28

Something amazing will happen to you on this day!

January 28 will be the best day of your life

by Jajkajaja January 18, 2022

January 24

National ask ur crush out day

Its January 24 just do it wimp

by Tallboi6969 January 23, 2022

January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.

Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.

by Richard J March 06, 2007

January 4th

January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.

Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”

by Shinkin October 26, 2020