Fernando new horizon

This nigga is a npc

fernando new horizon He says the brothers all the time

by Big daddy slong May 20, 2022

Fernandi

Fernandi: After riding your bike for an excessive amount of time, you massage your taint due to pain from the bike seat. Giving yourself a Fernandi helps with the pain and also can be orgasmic.

Rubbing your taint to help with the pain caused by a bike seat. Fernandi

I rode 60 hard miles today, my taint is killing me. Giving myself a Fernandi always helps!

After a long ride, nothing better than Fernandi

Cyclist have strong Fernandi Fingers

by Sunrise Court May 27, 2022

Fernando Morales-Rangel

A very sexy man. He will whip out the glizzy and give you that sloppy toppy for days. After he will start bouncing on your dick. He has a massive penis and it is always erect. He has 100% in every class and perfect grammar. He has really hairy balls.

Fernando Morales-Rangel is the sexiest man alive I want his glizzy.

by Zach Saidner May 31, 2022

Fernando Strikes Again

Similar to a goat rope (plural goat ropes) (slang) A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error.

Look at that Fernando Strikes Again the environment exploded.

by ilikememes316 June 16, 2022

Fernando

The most annoying person in Fuller House on Netflix

Fernando is soooooooo annoying.

by Hai-Hai October 20, 2022

Fernando Balderrama

My future husband

Fernando Balderrama will be my husband one day

by Imposter_Closer November 30, 2022

Fernando

Fernando is the type of person to make you fall in love in such a weird way and even tho he’s hurt you multiple times and opened a wound and added hand sanitizer you could and still like him there’s no way to get rid of him and he’s just so dorky and you’ve written multiple things about him and yet he’s still clueless. You can never be mad at Fernando in fact when you think of him you smile. Fernando can make you happy and sad in the same minute.Fernando has like 2 close friends but is very social.

Friend1: have you heard from Fernando

Me:ughhh I wish and at the same time I don’t wish to have heard from him

Friend1: haha I get it!

by 4Moly_4 September 6, 2022