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Edge Fuck

Some one who is dramatic shocking or different but is trying too hard.

Emos and goths can be edge fucks but so can nearly any one else who is just trying way too hard to be dark and different. Changing your voice to be deeper and 'scary' or doing the kawaii high pitched voice is another thing edge fucks do.
"I love dead pool XD " or "I listen to REAL metal" or "Hi im richard z k" or "I read edgar allan po" or "I bet you havent seen this movie its too obscure and dark" or "LOL I say such crazy things"

"wow you're such an Edge fuck"
by ALL the dicks September 21, 2016
mugGet the Edge Fuckmug.

straight edge

Lame emo kids who think they're cool by not smoking or drinking. Often flaunts it whenever possible.
1. Hey man, you wanna try some pot?
2. No, I'm straight edge!
3. HAHAHAHAHA, Sucks to be you fucking emo! Go cut your wrists!
by Amanda Hugankiss December 21, 2006
mugGet the straight edgemug.

straight edge

people, mostly young adults or teenagers who do not engage in drinking,smoking,or casual sex and believe that this makes them better then anyone who isn't straight edge. They go around bragging about this. Really they're just full of shit.
by labeled February 25, 2010
mugGet the straight edgemug.

straight edge

Beliefs ushered in through the lyrics and then-beliefs of Ian Mackaye (Teen Idles, Minor Threat era). Although he exclaims fervently that he did not mean to start a movement, and defended himself in the second version of "Out of Step", it did spark a movement.

Basic Beliefs:
No drinking
No smoking
No promiscuous sex

Newer Innovations:
Atheism - idea of "think don't pray"
Veganism / Vegetarianism
Exemption from Painkillers, Caffine etc.
Hardline Ethic

Symbols:
xXx - supposedly for each of the main beliefs
sXe - straight edge abbreviation
X on the hands - typically seen at shows
x *lame screename* x - seen in every aim window

Types of Edge Kids:
1) The one who knows straight edge is a personal lifestyle and keeps his beliefs to himself

2) Pseudo edge kid, who puts x's on his hands at every show, goes vegan, and sells out the following month

3) Hardline kid - tries to force edge on others, just a meathead who has no idea of the positive nature straight edge is supposed to be

Edge Bands:
Gorilla Biscuits
Chain of Strength
Judge
Strife
Earth Crisis
xLimpwristx
Champion
Have Heart
Allegiance
Carry On
"I was reliving all those times we shared, and it's hard,
because you used to be so strong but time has changed you.
You turned away.
I keep trying to escape from the past.
But those days used to mean so much.
We stood side by side and nothing else mattered.
We were straight edge and at least I still am."

Excerpt from "The Decline" by Champion
by the core has grown soft July 23, 2008
mugGet the straight edgemug.

striaght edge

no sex, drugs or alcohol

their sign is three x's one on each hand and crosses arms to form an x
that striaght edge kid just spilled sprite all over my marijuana
by Mary Jane Hendrix September 14, 2006
mugGet the striaght edgemug.

septic edge

cutting edge = prehistoric
bleeding edge = so last season

septic edge = the future

to be so damn cool, innovative and "out there" that you've started to go off and smell a bit.
"oh Robin... that idea is so maaad cool, i dont think the world's ready for it. man, i'm in awe of you, you're like so, septic edge"
by emma wood April 7, 2008
mugGet the septic edgemug.

Edge licking

when a female uses her tongue to look around the edge of your penis head
by Miz12355 February 1, 2017
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