National dick day

Happy national dick day guys (its national dick day every single day in June) so the people with weiners could do whatever they want with em, they could just shove it up a homeless persons mouth, etc

Nick: "Yo, rick, its national dick day, you GOTTA suck my dick ASAP."
Rick: "Alright bet nick."
😛

by zai >:3 June 10, 2024

National grab dick day

August 13th when you are required to grab somebody’s dick taken or not

“Grab his dick girl it’s national grab dick day”

by WeInDisBish August 12, 2019

Suck dick day!

November 22th.

U have to Get u a blow

Suck dick day!!!

by Facts facts facts November 21, 2019

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

National Suck a Dick Day

Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"

by anonymous April 2, 2021

Kick dick day

On the 6 November it is kick dick day

Girl: *kicks dick*
Boy: “why did u do that”
Girl:” it’s 6 November , kick dick day”

by Randomthingz November 5, 2020

Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the national suck dick day!
Come on ladies

I wanna suck your dick at Suck Dick Day

by Murstein April 11, 2019