Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021

by markwasowzki May 9, 2019

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021

by Kaylabossy March 7, 2020
