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cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident
by sixty nine February 14, 2025
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Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.
Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??
by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018
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lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
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Cock block

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.
by nem912 August 19, 2017
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Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish
by sperm623 August 23, 2023
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Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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