by bigdaddychungus January 12, 2019
Get the big chungusmug. A crazy Asian Middle Aged Mother who is high on Weed but also smokes Newport or Capri Cigarettes. Often feeds her Sons Fat on purpose to make him become as Fat, Arrogant, and Violent like the North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un. Making everything look like North Korea or the slums of Asia with a Little Macau on the side. Often Gambles like crazy cries like a big fat baby when she loses in the Casino. Makes frugal and Hypocritical statements. Often Found Owning a restaurant while spending Thousands and Millions of Dollars on Slot Machines and Casinos. Dhai Chungus is the reason why Asian kids can’t get into Havard because their Mothers spent it all on Gambling, Marijuana, Cigarettes, Crack cocaine, and their actual Sons when they are high either a slot Machine or the Poker Dealer. This is why they should reproduce any children. They also make excuses and go to the Dollar store and will end up relying on Food Stamps and complain that other mothers should do the same. Love to fuck with their relatives because they are controlling Mothers rather than a Good and a positive Role Models.
Once there is an Angry mother, But she isn’t any ordinary Mom. She Fantasizes her Kids to become a dictator or in Jail. She is a bad gambling addict fin a neighborhood a couple hours away from a local Casino.
Angry Mother: Hey, Son I wanna go to the Casino like these kids are with Nintendo.
Unknown Relative: Why? I have stuff to do, I need to go to work Tomorrow.
Angry Mother: Fuck it, I’ll go to Cherokee Casino about 1 hour drive and spend it on my Real Son the Slot Machine.
*Unknown Relative Hangs up the Phone being annoyed*
Casino Host: Um, M’am, You spent $64,000 on this one Slot Machine. I’m gonna have go let you go. You’ve begged for $5,000 Free Play and we have a Policy against Compulsive Gambling Addicts like you.
Angry Mother: What the fuck did you say? Who are you Wynn’s Pet Bitch? Either You give me free play or I’ll shove this 40 oz up your ass!
*Casino Host calls the Security guard from the physical threat from Dhai Chungu*
Sexurity Guard: Right this way, We’re not only arresting you and sending you to The Court but we are banning you for our Establishment for 10 years for Threatening a Casino Host from Physical Violence upon our establishment.
*Dhai Chungu refusing to leave while hugging and holding a slot Machine like her actual Son*
*4 Security Guards beat her ass and forced-fully drag her worse than the United Flight Incident*
Random Guy : Holy shit, I’ve witnessed the best ass beating in my entire life. Fuck Yeah, Security guards in Casinos.
Angry Mother: Hey, Son I wanna go to the Casino like these kids are with Nintendo.
Unknown Relative: Why? I have stuff to do, I need to go to work Tomorrow.
Angry Mother: Fuck it, I’ll go to Cherokee Casino about 1 hour drive and spend it on my Real Son the Slot Machine.
*Unknown Relative Hangs up the Phone being annoyed*
Casino Host: Um, M’am, You spent $64,000 on this one Slot Machine. I’m gonna have go let you go. You’ve begged for $5,000 Free Play and we have a Policy against Compulsive Gambling Addicts like you.
Angry Mother: What the fuck did you say? Who are you Wynn’s Pet Bitch? Either You give me free play or I’ll shove this 40 oz up your ass!
*Casino Host calls the Security guard from the physical threat from Dhai Chungu*
Sexurity Guard: Right this way, We’re not only arresting you and sending you to The Court but we are banning you for our Establishment for 10 years for Threatening a Casino Host from Physical Violence upon our establishment.
*Dhai Chungu refusing to leave while hugging and holding a slot Machine like her actual Son*
*4 Security Guards beat her ass and forced-fully drag her worse than the United Flight Incident*
Random Guy : Holy shit, I’ve witnessed the best ass beating in my entire life. Fuck Yeah, Security guards in Casinos.
by Gwen Evans Machivelli July 21, 2021
Get the Dhai Chungumug. When little Chungus becomes engorged to make a funny commentary on the state of the union and the poor proletariate hunter trying to gather for his sickly family in times of famine. Chungus is clearly a member of the bourgeoisie, not caring about the true cold world until a member of the lower class, emphasis on the lower to him, comes knocking at his manors door. This is when Chungus peaks his head out his hole and goes on the make fun of the poor hunter trying to feed his 18 starving paraplegic children. TLDR: Chugus troll hunter.
Person 1: "Big Chungus . . . Big Chungus."
Person 2: *hanging from the ceiling* "heh" *kicks the chair from under him* *struggles for Three minutes and 4 seconds before suffocating*
Person 1: "Big Chungus."
Person 2: *hanging from the ceiling* "heh" *kicks the chair from under him* *struggles for Three minutes and 4 seconds before suffocating*
Person 1: "Big Chungus."
by Partially Satiated Chungus March 27, 2021
Get the Big Chungusmug. by i_consume_bananas January 7, 2021
Get the Chungusmug. Describes Icelandic style moded off roader vehicles. Comes from an over emphasised use of the word chunky. The vehicles themselves usually feature extremely large tyres, arches and raised suspension for clearance. Any car can be chungified but a chungus has a unique look to the Icelandic culture.
Look at that chungus *points to a heavily modified and oversized vehicle* . Have you chungified it yet? My car is being chungered.
by J Pragmatic March 15, 2023
Get the Chungusmug. To be or to act in a way that is chungus. Similar to being a goober or a silly goose. Having a strangeness about oneself that one is not fully aware of. Often described using chung rating that can be based on a number of unique chung factors.
“Ryan just high fived the random woman on the trail again, what a chungus.”
“Fayers definitely has that British chung”
“Fayers definitely has that British chung”
by swagboy24 September 30, 2022
Get the Chungusmug. The Strongest and final form of the chungus, the only fictional thing to take on Ultra Shronk and Shaggy.
by NotWifi September 23, 2021
Get the Multi-Chungusmug.