Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.

guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"

by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011

june borns

June borns are among some of the humblest people . They are caring , affectionate , and discipline people who can be reserved sometimes depending on their moods . A bit of a phycopath in a funny and welcoming way . NB they are some of your top tier friends that u should cherish .

Stranger : what’s your birth month

June born : June

Stranger : no wonder your so quiet and reserve..June borns are always like that

by Hidden leaf village November 23, 2021

who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 28, 2020

nugget born

Someone who is really bad at everything in life and could potentially be born a nugget

Wow, she cant even write a single sentence, she MUST be a nugget born.

by NUGGET BORN July 30, 2016

Born Again

Stranger, I'll wait for you
Beneath the archway to never
Let's cease our
Constant wailings
For our prayers fall
On deaf ears
Her white skin
Shines through darkness
Taut with pleasure
Taut with pain
And her keeper
Always laughing, always laughing

And, I'll wait forever
For only you
The disappeared ones
And, the pain will last forever
For only you
That's how the dream goes on

Born again
He says
We'll be born again
But, into rats and hell
For a dollar death
But, that can't happen here!
No, no not again
No, no not again

And, later we'll be talking
Oh, you wonder why you die?
My head is filled with
Fallen statues
Slaughtered children
Fill our eyes
And, the skull is always laughing
Always laughing, always laughing

And I'll wait for ever
For only you
The disappeared ones
And the pain will
Last forever
For only you
The price of freedom

Born again
He says
That we'll be born again
Into rats and hell
For a dollar death
For your twisted mind
And, it will happen here
No, no not again
No, no not again

by Death Menace April 16, 2023

if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

by dave lowlife February 23, 2022