A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023
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the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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