anal era

An age where everybody had the IQ of an anus.

You got an F on that super-easy quiz? When were you born, the anal era?

by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

Anal Cone

To insert shaved ice and urine inside the anal cavity or booty, thus resulting in a snow cone type dessert inside the hole or booty for one to lick and/or eat.

Dude, she let me have the BEST Anal Cone last night, holy shit!

by Darnell Nugget July 9, 2015

anal rat

Noun: A male human who lives for nothing more than to cum in a person's anus, subsequently falls asleep, and then lets his penis go limp.

Hey, homie, you know that broken faced tranny that likes to slip Mickeys into guys drink at the bar? That bitch turned out to be a real "anal rat".

by Highwaycoyote May 29, 2016

Anal Hockey

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

by BusterBill May 6, 2014

anal strategist

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.

He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.

by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.

It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids

by chuck/norris December 9, 2012