I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Almost Casual Thursday

That point near the end of the week in which you can no longer muster the effort to dress in full professional garb so you hit the bare minimum requirements of the office dress code. Attire typically consists of khakis or chinos, and a mix of colors and / or patterns that almost match.

Typical Almost Casual Thursday wardrobe: striped shirt, argyle sweater, chinos, and polka dotted socks, all in nearly the same color spectrum but with just enough variance to cause mild vertigo under those energy-saver lights at work.

by merry_wit December 14, 2012

Almor

Is a Blue blob killer of the highest order.

When the Blue blob and Almor meet, the Blue blob is over come by skillz and understanding of what is right.

by [BBF]hisgun March 30, 2005

aldoshoes

A shoestore that when looked at closely hilariously can be read as al dos hoes. Shoes are also marketed towards women.

"Look there's an Aldoshoes sale today"

by Coach77 February 3, 2007

almond joy shawty

those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside

yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!

by hawafrican man October 25, 2009

almond eater

Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.

That almond eater won't stop staring at us.

He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.

by YourMotherHo February 4, 2010

allosius

The coolest kid out!! He gets a bit wild and silly sometimes. He is always taken but spends too much time flirting with other girls.

Allosius is very attractive but he has a girlfriend

by ALLSTOYBARN November 14, 2013