play action fake

You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.

Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"

by Dan Jakubek May 1, 2004

Mad Booby Action

A woman that has some quality action going on in her chestal area. ie Has wicked boobs.

Look at that chick !
Yeah thats some mad booby action!

by AaronTodd July 27, 2006

sandwich action

a heterosexual three-way sex session, involving either two men and one woman or two women and one man; as opposed to a "choo-choo' (which involves three gay men or three lesbians)

Last night I got sandwich action with Gina and Maria!

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

wrist action

An English term for male masturbation. See also having one off the wrist.

Hollyoaks is on telly, time for some wrist action.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

myspace action

When "friends" comment or message you on myspace, you get myspace action.

Pat: I got more myspace action the past hour than all of last month lol wtfbbq

by TheJackOfSpoons April 26, 2006

last action hero

a person who tries to get action right before the club closes

Joe, " You're wasted don't try to be the last action hero!"
give me your keys!

by markjohnle December 12, 2007

Tiger-action

The process of developing a string of many mistresses, usually over the course of many years.

Looking at all the chicks at the bar, Willie wondered how long it would take him to set up some Tiger-action with them?

It would take some presidents 8 years to set up as much Tiger-action as Tiger Woods did in just 2 years.

When Tiger-action turns bad, all the mistresses come out of the woodwork like cockroaches, waiting in line for their payoff.

by Admiral von Bitschslapp December 14, 2009