bingus tuesday

the day of the week in which everyone is morally obliged to celebrate bingus and his brilliance.

diametrically opposed to floppa friday

Person 1: "Hey what day is it today? Is it floppa friday yet?"
Person 2: "no it is BINGUS TUESDAY u FOOL"
Person 1: "mm"

by sigmabinguslover69 August 29, 2021

Chaco Tuesday

An American National holiday, taking place every Tuesday. On this day, all the local chachoes put on their sandals and engage in tantric intercourse with whomever they please. The sandals are left on during sex to both increase fashion sense while fucking, also adding traction during those slippery bedroom situations.

Friend: "Yo you tryna fuck tonight"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah fam im waiting till Chaco Tuesday

by Calv1998 July 02, 2018

Gimp Tuesday

A game popular among groups of male friends.

If, at any point on a Tuesday, one person shouts: "Gimp Tuesday!" his friends must all respond similarly: "Gimp Tuesday!"

The last person to respond is the loser. He has to suck off the initiator.

A man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Three other man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Final man: "Oh, crumbs."

by Coins May 13, 2009

me on a tuesday

What you say when someone says something relatable

Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday

by Some simp February 24, 2021

turnup tuesday

turning up every tuesday with your bae, bestfriend, etc.

I love turnup tuesday

by vibes_ April 16, 2015

Taco Tuesday

When a man spreads salsa all over a women's pussy and then proceeds to fuck her

John: im gonna give Carole the Taco Tuesday special

by D4kn m3m3s 4 lyfe February 06, 2017

Black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.

Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?

Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke

by JB8996 August 12, 2010