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James

A normally tall and handsome young man. Very athletic and hyper. Will go to the end of the earth for his friends and loved ones. May give off a bad boy or mean guy vibe but he is actually just a sweet and nervous guy. Will act like he doesn't care but truly he always cares and is very hard on himself when he messes up. If you threaten his friends or family he may kill you or have some very harsh words for you. He can go from a carefree teen with his friends to a cold-blooded attacker in 5 seconds if you annoy him or piss him off. If he has a girlfriend he will love her as long as he can even if he does keep a few girls in the back of his mind in case he is single. He carries himself with an aura of confidence and power.
Nathan: "Why do you like James, Marissa? He seems to be an asshole!"

Marissa: "He's not! James is just protecting his friends and loved ones and comes across as an asshole when he does sometimes but in reality, he is super sweet, Nathan. You're my brother, Nate, trust me please."

Nathan: "Ok, ok, fine! But I am still going to be cautious ok?"

Marissa: "Ugh! Fine!"
by _.3._ April 23, 2018
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James

That one guy who probably has the smallest dick of anyone you know.
by bitter_peppers November 4, 2019
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James

James is a faggot

He is so fucking stupid and retarded that that he'll stick his fingers up his own ass for pleasure.

He is so queer that he mouth fucks his shoes..

And everyone agrees with this statment.
by Is James a faggot June 23, 2020
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James

He really loves this one specific girl but he lost her because of fortnite, he is color blind and will always be a virgin. Lmao zidong this boy colorblind.
B:hi james
j:hi
B:i lost my girl friend
J:yeah me too
by JanesL0Ver August 15, 2018
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James

by Mrquavojames September 24, 2018
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James

The most wonderful person you can ever meet. He is cute, smart, funny, and nice. He can cheer you up when you are down, and will always put you in a good mood. He is the most perfect person ever.
by NoPersonYouKNow January 4, 2012
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James

A half greek italian kid who always takes a very long time in the toilet up til 30 minutes because he wanks to this girl in class and has no friends and wants attention to himself.

Nobody want to shake his hand because he has cum on his hands and doesnt wipe his hand after shitting on the toilet.
and nobody likes him
James a very bad kid doesnt have friends
by mu, October 22, 2018
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