by Omgyoureadthiscongrats February 17, 2021

“Hey man did you hear it’s June 4th”
“What’s June 4th?”
“National commemoration day for adult film star George Floyd of course”
“Ah yes ✊🏿“
“What’s June 4th?”
“National commemoration day for adult film star George Floyd of course”
“Ah yes ✊🏿“
by Joe Biden’s Associate May 28, 2021

The day twitter user @STARLIGHTJAE will finally tell twitter user @vminnieh that she likes him and she wants to date him.
by nyanbinary December 3, 2020

The 4th of november is national roses day. Any boyfriends must buy their girlfriends roses, or smell their girlfriends “roses” (feet). Obey or your in for a smelly treat!
You didn’t forget your roses did you?
What roses?
It’s the 4th of November
No now i have to smell my gfs feet.
Smell the roses!
What roses?
It’s the 4th of November
No now i have to smell my gfs feet.
Smell the roses!
by CHILLBILL1649 November 1, 2019

Interdependence Day!
It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.
It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.
by Freedom ...pfft...that shit don't fuckin exist! April 6, 2005

by Meaning of the name monica November 2, 2019

by kyrieirving October 3, 2021
