National please shut up day lol nobody is going to give you a hoodie all the guys probably think youre annoying 🥺🥺
Girl: Tomorrow is December 3rd, national give a girl your hoodie day (which was made up by some random person on urban dictionary)!
Guy: ok
Guy: ok
by washyourassplease December 03, 2020
They day when all the boys go to fuck all the women 24/7. Not only that all the women must bend over so they can get dick.
by Babalishka February 02, 2021
Joe met Matt A. Joe was nervous af. He was sitting on his sweaty hands for an hour. They hit it off, and joe gave Matt the 3rd party. Matt loved it. Here’s how it went down:
MattA: “you’re hot”
Joe: “my ex wife wouldn’t like you saying that”
MattA: “neither would mine. How about a handy?”
Joe: “my hands are numb from sitting on them”
MattA: “sounds like a 3rd Party”
Joe: “if I close my eyes, me or my ex wife will never know the difference”
MattA: “if I close my eyes, I can picture your ex wife”
Joe: -slaps MattA
MattA: “you’re hot”
Joe: “my ex wife wouldn’t like you saying that”
MattA: “neither would mine. How about a handy?”
Joe: “my hands are numb from sitting on them”
MattA: “sounds like a 3rd Party”
Joe: “if I close my eyes, me or my ex wife will never know the difference”
MattA: “if I close my eyes, I can picture your ex wife”
Joe: -slaps MattA
by Amylaura June 03, 2018
by Eatmyassbro October 17, 2019
National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day
Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this
Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this
"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."
"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"
"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"
by drifty white man m'g January 03, 2020
by handlenar345 December 03, 2022
Guy: Hey it's July 3rd, My birthday!!
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3
by MatrixIsBad November 09, 2022