my bro's would never hit you up

yes they will!

ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe

by im.tired January 11, 2023

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.

Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

by KarlMarxishot December 25, 2021

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.

*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

by Asgoo August 23, 2017

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

by thefajita October 25, 2015

im finna clap your cheeks next round bro

A widely used gaming term used in COD used by the losing team when they are upset after a loss.

(End of round)

Red Team: 100
Blue Team: 43

<swagscopes54> (Red Team): gg guys

<CODmaster000534> (Blue Team): even though we lost nice job team
<platinumshots21> (Red Team): sick snipe swagscopes
<BIGGAMERSICK69420> (Blue Team): IM FINNA CLAP YOUR CHEEKS NEXT ROUND BRO

by PolishDom November 4, 2020

Did you just kick your flips off bro?

When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.

"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"

by AntoniusPerito & JohnCampbell October 23, 2011