May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024

May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

by Captain piss pistol May 3, 2022

May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023