May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024

May 24

National ask your crush out day😍

May 24
Best friend: your crush out rn don't be a pussy

by National days222 May 24, 2022

May 31st

beat up everybody you know especially people named rudy.

oh I cant wait for may 31st il beat up rudy

by bigest of pp's November 2, 2021

No Make-up May

Girls can’t wear make up in the month of may

Sort of like no nut November.

“Hey Susie have you heard of no make up may?”
“NO MAKE-UP MAY MEAN NO WEARING MAKEUP IN MAY!”

by Hobyjoby December 1, 2019