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National Belgian Chocolate Day

A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.
Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
by architecter May 30, 2018
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Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason
“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022
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grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma July 11, 2014
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The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011
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chocolate stout

when a someone inserts a funnel into her or his ass. then pours a beer into it. she or he then pulls out the funnel and then sprays the beer all over you and or friends.
we paid a stripper at a party to give us a chocolate stout
by dolceglr September 22, 2013
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Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
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Chocolate Milkshake

A blow job in which the person receiving the blow job is Dark Complexion.
by Chocolategirl89 April 1, 2019
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