Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.
“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”
“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”
“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”
by DJ Keith June 24, 2019
by TMG60Max April 21, 2019
A place where people r just stupid kids vaping every fucking day teachers checking everyone they take school to serious this school is a bitch ass school full of losers Nd fake ppl and complete bullshit drama that leads to fighting everyday, racism too and ppl don’t do nun except reposting the same bullshit
Kid a: aw man this school is ass I got in trouble for drinking water
Kid b: let’s shoot up this school or make drama
Kid a: I’m fighting this bitch ass teacher
*2 days later*
Kid b: what happened about fighting the teacher
Kid a: gets out gun and shoots up Riverbend high school
Kid b: let’s shoot up this school or make drama
Kid a: I’m fighting this bitch ass teacher
*2 days later*
Kid b: what happened about fighting the teacher
Kid a: gets out gun and shoots up Riverbend high school
by Rivernudehater🤮 September 15, 2019
Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
by Grannysmokes January 25, 2020
The guy in High School who graduates high school as the kid who everyone though was either,
A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.
B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.
C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge
And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.
A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.
B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.
C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge
And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.
A. Don't fuck with him hes the "High School Loser" and he might kill you...
B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!
C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.
B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!
C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.
by Atlas Flyer November 15, 2008
by Chiilinbrah August 12, 2010
A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.
A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.
Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.
A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.
Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.
Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?
Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.
Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.
by md4eva December 01, 2009