don't bro me if you don't know me

the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.

Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.

by broeylogano March 24, 2013

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.

Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

by Gohan-Sama-Lord January 24, 2020

step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum

oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy

by Obviously_A_Human May 19, 2021

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

October 4th National Bro Friend Day

October 4th is National Bro Friend Day! If your sus with the homies this is the perfect day for you! Make sure to post ur homies. And don’t forget to be as sus as possible.

Happy October 4th National Bro Friend day!

by Alex Trugel October 3, 2021

"Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!"

1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.

2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.

1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.

2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."

by tweeter October 3, 2007

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

basically a meme based off of sarcasm when someone's unfunny.

jimmy: hey timmy, *insert something unfunny*
timmy: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022