two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's

Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's

by TheFirstHourr March 09, 2018

Zero Two

Kirby 64’s Final Boss

reincarnation of eye lord from dreamland 3

Guy 1: I love Zero Two!

Guy 2: The anime girl? Me too!

Guy 1: No. The other one. How dare you.

by SomeRobloxDude June 26, 2023

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 February 21, 2018

Two (TPOT)

A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short

Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, it's got to be Two (TPOT)!

by BFDIfan_2763 April 07, 2024

Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh

1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID

by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023

Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh

1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID

by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023