1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
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Needless to say, he tends to throw several canes at each harbour, since he states as follows: "there are many fishes in the sea, and you have to catch'em all".
It goes without saying that his sexual life is pretty scarce, despite having the appetite of a predator. His sight is always at aim, and his smell will capture the most mininum trace of sensual scent; however, preys always reject being hunted by such faint-hearted creature. Still, Daniels have a sex-appeal that no one is able to explain.
By the way, he likes people who wear vests, who are eagle-flag lovers, and with a green lifestyle. In other words, fascists.
Needless to say, he tends to throw several canes at each harbour, since he states as follows: "there are many fishes in the sea, and you have to catch'em all".
It goes without saying that his sexual life is pretty scarce, despite having the appetite of a predator. His sight is always at aim, and his smell will capture the most mininum trace of sensual scent; however, preys always reject being hunted by such faint-hearted creature. Still, Daniels have a sex-appeal that no one is able to explain.
By the way, he likes people who wear vests, who are eagle-flag lovers, and with a green lifestyle. In other words, fascists.
Louis: Look at the madness in the streets nowadays. What a mess!
Marlon: I know, right? I wish we had a Daniel to stop'em all.
Linda: Yeah, that'd be phenomenal. I heard Daniels came here to save the world from communists and independentists. Such nice guys!
Albert: Oh, I'm so horny right now! I long for a Daniel to hunt me down.
Marlon: I know, right? I wish we had a Daniel to stop'em all.
Linda: Yeah, that'd be phenomenal. I heard Daniels came here to save the world from communists and independentists. Such nice guys!
Albert: Oh, I'm so horny right now! I long for a Daniel to hunt me down.
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