Slut bear

A sussy little cum slut. Someone who needs to be spanked.

I.E Chase spanking Lay: "You're my little slut bear!" says Chase. "No I'm not!" says Lay, with a long boner.

by dgj.556 June 12, 2023

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

woolley bear

A loving and hilarious being who is always there for his friends and knows how to give the best hugs. It is also known for being the most awesome at anything they do. And they are known for being extrememly smart.

Geoff: "OMG. Your such a good friend, you must be a woolley bear."

Sierra: "IKR! I just want to hug him. He's such a woolley bear."

Jordan: "Yeah, I'm just like a woolley bear, I know."

by sierruh0824 August 7, 2011

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 24, 2021

robot bear

It comes for your fazballs.

Nightguard: NOT THE ROBOT BEAR!!!

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Yogi Bear

A dance used when feeling excited

Person : Wow I can't wait for Christmas!
Me : Y-y-y-yogi bearrrrrrr (dancing)

by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 7, 2010