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bendy banana 

a word made by my bsf, meaning that ur a gay mf 😍
shutup u bendy banana
bendy banana by hiyaahun April 29, 2022

ROAST BANANA 

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
ROAST BANANA by Louonions May 9, 2022

The banana oreo 

A sex position where 2 men of Asian descent and a woman of Caucasian descent have sexual intercourse. Usually the woman is sandwiched between the men, often the same way the oreo cream is sandwiched.
rando woman: Oh jessica i got the banana oreo last night at 8:54 pm.
The banana oreo by drangtg May 13, 2022

Gundham Banana 

A picture of the head of Gundham Tanaka from the game "Danganronpa V2: Goodbye Despair" on a banana. It then lead to a odd cult that lasted 2 days.
"yoooo! It's Gundham banana! Let's start a cult with this guy!"

low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.
“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.

Orange banana fart 

To have anal sex with someone while using google translate
I wanna had the crazy orange banana fart