May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

may 20th

slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!

person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

May 28

May 28 is the day when the best, but also craziest people are born. Anyone born on May 28, are kind, loving, and super sweet people. They also don’t care what other people think. They will do a cartwheel in a room full of people, and not care what anyone says.

Why are they acting so crazy? Oh they were born in May 28, that makes sense.

by Preppy.M May 16, 2025

May 6th

National ask you crush out day, but only if their name starts with a P.

“She may not feel the same way but I kinda have a crush on this girl named Paige. And am asking her out on May 6th.”-Zac

by May 6thh May 5, 2021

Mai

Mai, ily

Do you know Mai? I love her! -Don't say that! She's a selfish bitch

by whatthehellbro February 9, 2020