Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Two fingers up

meaning you're extremely gay

"she raises two fingers up✌🏼"
"you gay? i support"

two fingers up means that y r gay

by fluttershit August 18, 2022

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Two-faced slut

Another term used for a bisexual woman.

I hear that Black Cat is a two-faced slut, she sleeps with both men and women!

by ShadowCrusader February 8, 2025

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025