Holiday Blue Balls

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.

Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.

by HishamCame November 27, 2012

Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016

Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

Blue sky hook

A fake piece of equipment you can tell the new guy on the job to go get.

I told Scott to go into the back of my truck and grab the blue sky hook

by Dirty pheasant December 16, 2019

Blue eyes syndrome

People with blue eyes (or any exotic color) tend to keep them open very wide. Which can make them seem a little high at times or in some cases, just plain out creepy. This may be a conscious action caused by wanting people to see they're rare eye color. Or just simply them being weird or not noticing.

Person 1: Woah, why did miley cyrus look like that in blue eyes meme of her
Person 2: Oh, she's probably got blue eyes syndrome

by Interstellar444 October 18, 2021

Humming blue dragon

Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio

As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.

by Aaron Schepherd May 20, 2023

Blue command prompt

A yearning for windows commands to remain the same. Showing indisposition to having to learn a new method of writing windows commands for Powershell

This blue command prompt uses cmdlets, where are my batch files?

by Kzalo April 15, 2021