Whittle's Law

Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.

Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.

by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020

half-sister-in-law

1- Half-sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-sister.

half-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's half-cousin's spouse.

half-co-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Homies-in-law

A trusted friends trusted friend, a confidant's confidant

I know we just met, but if my friend trusts you, then I trust you. I don't need any other context, we are Homies-in-law

by Tequiles August 31, 2025

Wife in law

Ex wife of your husband

Me and my wife in law hate each other

by 459395 March 28, 2023