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Courtney's law

Law of not wearing outside clothes in bed. Only pyjamas and underwear are allow in bed.
Uh uh no. Courtney's law, No outdoor clothes in my bed. Take your clothes off before you get in bed.
by Sleeping giant March 15, 2023
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Law of choonism

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.
Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7
by Juicysef July 27, 2021
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Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.
Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!
by crownman June 18, 2011
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great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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co-1C1R-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-1C1R-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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uncle in law nephew

What is my uncle in law nephew to me
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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