gontanee city

it is a magical and invisible city in the edge of the peninsula of far off russia which has not been discovered by humans.

a certain youth is prophesied to come with the dark knight to diminish an evil yet strong and powerful queen that rules the city...alas, they will not be successful..

the gontanee city is a large, lurking city filled with despair that can suck the lif out of you.

by dragonflaiii April 7, 2009

Beige City, USA

...nickname for a dull and boring, large and sprawling college town and state capital city known as Columbus, Ohio...

...I'm going to Beige City, USA for an interview.
...will anyone notice?

by Bertpeters1 August 23, 2025

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Windy City Weedwacker

(n.) The act of helicoptering your "Chicago dog" in a black woman's bush.

"Yo man, this bitch let me hit a windy city weedwacker!"
"Have you ever heard of a 'windy city weedwacker?'"

by Call-In MC N.U.T.T. June 5, 2025

Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!

Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

city kid

usually described as a bop or basic white bitch, they are out of touch and will vote for the current blood sucking democrat or liberal, if you live in Canada, this kid is probably named hijab and come from India or Pakistan or wherever the fuck the desert people come from, the key to identify this person is

1) look if they are eating curry or are brown
2) they speak derka derka

3) they cant shut the fuck up about how bad there desert was and how they have 15 siblings
4) extremely fucking smelly, "its not in my culture to shower or use deodorant"
5) doesn't know what country they are ruining "you Americans don't know how to cook" (meanwhile you are in Canada)

"Derka derka derka" says the Pakistani city kid in Toronto

by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

Hop and city

Cool and city aware

I hereby out of every man call hop and city…let’s play

by GENA H2O March 1, 2022