mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

Blue M&M

Someone who is cool all day, every day. Girl's love him, guys wish to be him.

"That guy helped me get my wallet back. He's such a Blue M&M."

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

blue tongue craving

the craving of having a blue tongue, fulfil your craving by drinking blue raspberry slushees or eating blue raspberry jolly ranchers

she has a blue tongue craving. let’s go to sonic and get a blue raspberry slushee!

by ameliaig February 26, 2021

Blue command prompt

A yearning for windows commands to remain the same. Showing indisposition to having to learn a new method of writing windows commands for Powershell

This blue command prompt uses cmdlets, where are my batch files?

by Kzalo April 15, 2021

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

blue spring ride

“blue spring ride” also known as “ao haru ride” is a japanese animation (anime) from 1012. it’s a really romance anime about a girl falling in love with a boy from her childhood but not wanting to admit it. (mf just say you love him)

later in the manga she’s in a relationship with another boy because the first boy is spending time with a girl who has the same trauma as him.

idk how it continues i forgot about it and haven’t read the rest but i think they finally get together after 60 chapters.

a: have you seen/read blue spring ride already?

b: yea, futaba could just admit her feelings!
a: you’re totally right, same goes for kou. why can’t they just admit their feelingsz

by gojō satoru May 5, 2021