Law of Cade R.

A principle which states that when one is fallen ill with a mild cold, one must exit from all regular duties until full recovery.

‘Dude why haven’t I heard from you for 2 weeks, you must be following the Law of Cade R.’

by flexibleglass September 5, 2019

co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's wife.

co-grandaunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 15, 2022

Law 45683

luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.

oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me

by frogiibae December 27, 2020

co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

co-nibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019