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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Kiss a soccer boy day

On October 30th, girl can kiss any soccer boy they want!
Oh my god he’s so cute I can’t wait to kiss him on kiss a soccer boy day!
by EdenHazard10 October 29, 2019
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National kiss day

National kiss day is September 6th
Kiss anyone you want single/or not

#nationalkissday
P1:man I wanna kiss that girl
P2:hey it's national kiss day today
P1:oh man
National kiss day
by Thatoneguyfordefinitions September 3, 2019
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Fairy kiss

Fairies have the ability to mark people with a sort of invisible protection charm by kissing them on the nose. It prevents the Fairy Queen from killing the (at least not right away) as the Fairies show trust in whoever they kiss and possibly would not want them killed. The kisses are know to be very light and soft, full of love and light.
Him: I will always remember her and her fairy kisses
by SwitchesEnriches September 20, 2023
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Kiss a girl day

On march 7th kiss any girl you want
Yo it’s march 7th.

So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.

Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?
by Itsurd4ddy March 5, 2022
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Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.
Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!
by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025
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Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.
I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.
by queefsucker February 23, 2015
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