god you suck at life

by catslikephish November 2, 2003

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Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.

Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.

by Scarlottie September 20, 2009

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Golden Haired God Man

A blonde haired man, usually tall in stature. Having many talents and appearing God-like to women.

The bassist was an amazing golden haired god man on stage.

by -shortstack January 26, 2011

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'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.

Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...

by death to justin bieber February 22, 2011

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Gods way of showing mercy

He pusts rats in your ears

by Darth suckmyballs August 7, 2003

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Half Demisemi God

A person who is 12.5 percent god. Most Half Demisemi gods don't even know they are in fact a Half Demisemi god cause no one gives a shit if you are even a Demi God.

The Half Demisemi God in my History Class still managed to get detention 3 times a week and pull out of the class with a D-.

by Whitem@il August 6, 2011

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