Fortnite

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money

Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on

by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020

fortnite

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.

girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.

by cacalover418 May 14, 2018

Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

Fortnite

A SHITTY ASS FUCKING GAME

Fortnite is a shitty ass game

by mindyourownmdfbussbitch February 10, 2018

Fortnite

A game that most boys play and get too gassed when they win victory royale . Most girls hate this game which is why most boys who play it are single low life’s

Boy sc story : solo ✌️
Girls reply to sc story : you’re dead at fortnite

by Rg settings May 13, 2018

Fortnite Kiddo

9 year old with no vitamin D,hasn't touch grass for years,200lbs and no bitches.

Person 1(fortnite kiddo): I am crancking 90's
Person 2: U r fortnite kiddo.
Person 1:stfu u are trash i can beat u at fortnite.

by pacho53 August 29, 2022

Banned from Fortnite

One of the greatest things that can happen to your kid.

Mom: Honey, something amazing happened with Timmy!
Dad: And that's?
Mom: He got Banned from Fortnite!
Dad: LES FOCKING PARTEH!

by BluRazzKookaburra December 18, 2024