douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

Duke of douche-baggary

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.

If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.

by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018

Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.

Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.

by Blockinlick May 2, 2018

Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".

I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.

by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022

Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

by TheChoi June 6, 2019

douche-tanic

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.

That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!

by unseeliekin August 18, 2014