To douche - in the UK - is the act of rinsing the rectum with intent to clean it, typically by homosexual men and in preparation for anal sex
by And. July 19, 2018
Get the Douchemug. Justice: "Hey, can you help me out?"
Mr. Clevenger: "Fuck off! I'm busy and I'm an adult who wears big boy pants! Respect my authority!!
Justice: "You don't have to be a douche about it.."
Mr. Clevenger: "Fuck off! I'm busy and I'm an adult who wears big boy pants! Respect my authority!!
Justice: "You don't have to be a douche about it.."
by T-cell22 May 11, 2016
Get the douchemug. This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
Get the Exclusionary Douche Bag Rulemug. by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021
Get the Douche Tubermug. Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
by bbkate_r August 22, 2012
Get the Combative Douchemug. 
by wilhelmina12345678 April 8, 2016
Get the douche mansionmug.