Intellectual blue balls

When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.

President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...

Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...

President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.

Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

blue tongue craving

the craving of having a blue tongue, fulfil your craving by drinking blue raspberry slushees or eating blue raspberry jolly ranchers

she has a blue tongue craving. let’s go to sonic and get a blue raspberry slushee!

by ameliaig February 26, 2021

Blue command prompt

A yearning for windows commands to remain the same. Showing indisposition to having to learn a new method of writing windows commands for Powershell

This blue command prompt uses cmdlets, where are my batch files?

by Kzalo April 15, 2021

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

blue spring ride

“blue spring ride” also known as “ao haru ride” is a japanese animation (anime) from 1012. it’s a really romance anime about a girl falling in love with a boy from her childhood but not wanting to admit it. (mf just say you love him)

later in the manga she’s in a relationship with another boy because the first boy is spending time with a girl who has the same trauma as him.

idk how it continues i forgot about it and haven’t read the rest but i think they finally get together after 60 chapters.

a: have you seen/read blue spring ride already?

b: yea, futaba could just admit her feelings!
a: you’re totally right, same goes for kou. why can’t they just admit their feelingsz

by gojō satoru May 5, 2021

Holiday Blue Balls

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.

Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.

by HishamCame November 27, 2012

blue book bulimia

Cramming as much information as possible into your brain right before an essay exam, then writing down everything you can think of during the test, hoping that by vomiting out a huge pile of information, you'll actually get a few facts correct. Bingeing & purging as a method of studying & test-taking.

"How did you do on the test in Poli Sci?"
"I have no idea, but I had blue book bulimia, so maybe something I barfed up was actually right."

by starstattootoo December 12, 2012