Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

Gay Russian John Marc

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man

gay russian john marc is a sexy beast from the east

by Asskrak October 24, 2017

His name is John Cena

It links to the the wrestling champion John Cena theme song.It is known to be on vine.Usually when some one says his name is and gets cutoff by "John Cena!!!"
By BonnieSwag1987

His name is John CenaDefined:
Rick says "And his name is!!"
Julian replies "John Cena"
John Cena

by BonnieSwag1987 August 30, 2016

John B JJ Geordin

The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)

CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him

by AnonymousPickledCarrot December 18, 2020

Cabin John middle school

A school for bitchesand people who think they are cool. If you don't try to be jappy you are basically a nobody. There is no bullying out front but everyone gets cyber bullied but never speaks up
And gossiping is second nature.

That girl thinks she cool and hot. She must go to cabin John middle school

by Shbejsixieiwkwopaodisjwj May 16, 2017

shit that killed john wayne

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.

"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"

by T to the motha fuckin P April 2, 2006

John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010