When you overly use the word "best" when describing them get all giggly and smiley and shit. And use simpy emojis.
by bigsimpsolo March 13, 2021
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Get the simp mug.A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.
Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.
by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
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The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
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