May

May gotta phat ass.

"Woah did you see that ass!?"
"Oh yeah.. that's just May."

by Joonah1314 March 19, 2021

May 4

It’s national give jamo head day

It’s may 4 everyone give jamo head

by Troy4nah May 4, 2022

May 21

The day were your girlfriend/wife has to send you 2 videos 1 with her playing with her boobs another of her playing with her pussy

boyfriend: hey do you know what today is
girlfriend: no?
boyfriend: its may 21st you know what that means
girlfriend: oh okay here *2 attachments*

by laydim12 May 21, 2024

May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

Person #1: What are you having for dinner
Person #2: Uhh, it's May 24th, so I'm having rigatoni pasta

by Cam.tm May 19, 2021

May 18th

May 18th is National Alien Day

Hey you were born on may 18th! You're an alien, boi!

by JethzXD November 7, 2019

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

8th May

National spent time with loved ones day

Bf: Sorry I've been away, but I made it back for 8th May.
Gf: I'm just happy to have you back.

by MASENDUS May 8, 2022