Trou Law

The acceptable number of days before it is alright to lust over your friend.

Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings

Nobita : I want Shizuka

by Balrajgad June 26, 2017

nephew-in-law

1- Nibling's husband.
2- Spouse's nephew.

My nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

O'Brien's Law

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.

James couldn't get it up, and so he blamed Jeremy Corbyn. Thus O'Brien's Law was born.

by Corbynista March 24, 2021

half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.

half-pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

The original giver of law

Moses...

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024

Connaghan’s Law

A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.

Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.

by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023