chocolate covered bacon

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

Chocolate Frank

A penis that has been covered in feces after having anal sex.

Person one: Did you here that I got poop dick after being with Sarah.
Person Two: You mean a chocolate frank?

by Theinventor June 4, 2015

Chocolate covered mustang

when a Latin female has a nice ass and body but and ugly face.

Hey G! Look at that chocolate covered mustang at 5 o’clock!

by Kaystorm16 November 10, 2025

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

charley in the chocolate factory

Anal

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It’s literally just chocolate on poopoo hole ...

You have charley in the chocolate factory

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Chocolate Potato Soup

Noun: slang for diarrhea with little chunks.

Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.

by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020

chocolate covered banana

yummy bonaner

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022