ran from the cat

to demonstrate extreme cowardice in the face of innocuous circumstances.

"this dude like that he ran from the cat" -Eli Porter

by MC Taboo September 28, 2008

this cat just j

Popular meme I know on discord with a cat acting stupid with a faucet

Caption: This cat just j! 😹😹

by JTheNintendo August 5, 2021

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

smash on your cat

To have sex with a woman's vaginal entrance.

Bradley likes to smash on every girl's cat.

Can I smash on your cat, just once?

by Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2005

Thunder Cats

Bunch of panzies that can't play handball

"Those handball players r worse than Thunder cats!"

by That Guy whos good at handball December 20, 2008

Cat's ass fever

When someone gets off licking cat asshole

Bob: Where is Rick going with that cat?

Tim: He's got cat's ass fever

Bob: That sick bastard!

by Ajax0013 January 7, 2012

spred cat spat

when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and shits all over your face .

I got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,You should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her anus all over my face and chest !!

What a warm sensation that sped cat spat .

by Poogi February 28, 2009