why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

Da 1%

Those who do what 99% won’t. Da 1% does not get outworked, wont give up, and continues to chase the dreams of joining Da 1%. They have a fear of not being successful that drives them to be the hardest working people you know.

Dang. His work ethic is insane he is Da 1% doing what most people won’t.

by Da Mission October 23, 2023

November 1

National ask out your girl best friend day

It’s November 1 so I asked out my best friend Emily she said yes

by Dictionary Dave 69 October 21, 2020

1 girl 1 phone

This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.

Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"

by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale usually used by men determining how good looking a woman is. With 1 being the ugliest and 10 the prettiest.

Mike: "Dude she's so hot!"
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."

by DeFINnneer August 26, 2016

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

1

the first letter in the alphabet

Teacher: "Ok class, what's the first letter?"

Random ass mf: "1."

Teacher: "kill yourself."

by Bruh_man7800 December 7, 2024