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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
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slightly arousing rolling R noises

Let’s just say…. They are SLIGHTLY AROUSING try it out! RRRRRRR
“RRRRRR”
“Oooh 😏”

“You want more of those slightly arousing rolling R noises baby ?”
“Ofc mommy”
by Licebosses September 29, 2022
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Hot sausage roll

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"
by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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Maki roll

Will most likely kill you and is in love with a Kaito Makita
by Die please July 19, 2021
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.9.my eyes roll back.9.

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thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send
I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up
by yoter May 28, 2015
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boned and rolled

Having sexual intercourse with a woman on top and subsequently rolling her off once you've finished.
I met up with Mary last night, had her boned and rolled in five minutes and got the hell outta there.
by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013
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