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rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick
Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!
by Crash Override 8 January 4, 2008
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Creamsicle Tootsie Roll

A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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roll diz

some stupid slut who sticks bananas up her pussy and has guys eat her out and eat the banana at the same time...man what a fuckin whore and she gets it on with girls but i won't mention any names
by blackwoodsmybitch March 12, 2003
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Bread rolling

Getting really drunk with a big girl and getting so drunk you end up fucking her fat rolls
Bread rolling fucking a fat rolls while drunk
by Tarder17 October 20, 2025
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roll of the anus

Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.
I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.
by fecalToes May 8, 2014
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Barrel roll

Originating in Huntington woods, Mi, barrel roll is a ubiquitous term often yelled out by drunken line cooks in an effort to confuse and bewilder waitstaff into believing it has as alternate and often dirty meaning.
Nate: BARREL ROLL!!!

Server: what does barrel roll mean?

Chef Moobs: Look it up on urban dictionary.
by Hotline Deebo July 1, 2023
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